As a devoted Christian, Chris commits himself to these holy commandments:
1. I am a hot bod.
2. I shall continually strive to be the best artist possible.
3. I must always treasure my friends and family.
4. I shall stay true to my girlfriend.
5. I must spend a minimum of 30 minutes on my amazing hair every day.
6. Honour thy Topman and IP Zone.
7. I shall not bear false witness against my mirror
8. Remember the tweezer and keep the eyebrows plucked at all times
9. My body is a temple, I must build it up in the gym
10. To be manly is to be holy, Amen.